Livin' in Flagstaff

FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT FOLKS
WHO LIVE
IN FLAGSTAFF, ARIZONA!

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you live in Flagstaff

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Flagstaff.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
the wrong number, you live in Flagstaff.

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Cordes Junction for the
weekend, you live in Flagstaff.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Flagstaff.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
live in Flagstaff.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same
day, you live in Flagstaff.

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both
unlocked, you live in Flagstaff.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard without flinching, you live in Flagstaff.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
live in Flagstaff.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80, and
everyone is still passing you, you live in Flagstaff.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow, you live in Flagstaff.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and
road construction, you live in Flagstaff.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Flagstaff.